
I was born Ferdinand Frog in the rain forest region of South
America. I roamed the Amazon Basin looking for adventure. I was hitching a ride on a
howling monkey when the monkey and I were trapped by an illegal animal exporter and
shipped to the United States, Los Angeles. I roamed the back streets of Los Angeles. Oh!
the sights I saw in the City of Angels. Since I was fluent in both Spanish and Portuguese,
I eked out an existence signing with a Mariachi Band on Oliveras Street. It was the best
of times and it was the worst of times. Growing tired of the wild urban life I set off for
the Last Frontier. I hitched a ride with some Blue Haired geezers riding in style in a
Winnebago. They loved my singing. I sat on the dash and sang Eres Tu. When we arrived at
the Great Land my blue haired friends and I bade a tearful good by and they dropped me at
an Eatery run by a Giant Mouse and filled with screaming kids! Egad!
I was making my way to the stage to teach the band a thing or two about Soul
and not being so mechanical when I was almost crushed by the giant mouse himself. A small
hand saved me and I was slipped safely into a pocket and right away we left the mayhem. My
rescuer was Brian Endsley, a wonderful albeit normal kid. His mom, Cynthia is a new-age
wacko. Their dog, Gizmo doesn't speak as I can tell but he sings with Brian sometimes. My
time with Brian, Cynthia and Gizmo passed pleasantly but I become somewhat bored and longed for more
adventure. When Cynthia heard that Letterbox Lizard was looking for a companion and
roommate, she reluctantly gave me to Letterbox's friend and benefactor, James. Letterbox
calls me Freddie.
Here is a picture of my friend Letterbox

Here is a picture of me and Letterbox

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